30 funny sleep quotes to brighten up your day
Getting a good night’s sleep can be difficult. A good sense of humour may not improve your sleep, but it might make you smile. Here are 30 funny quotes about sleep to brighten up your day.
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.“
“I’m not asleep; I’m just resting my eyes.”
"Wanna hear a joke? Sleep. I know I don't get it either."
“I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever."
“I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious."
“The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more."
“Never waste any time you can spend sleeping."
“Worry less sleep more."
“Going to be early on a Saturday because it’s the only way to get over your team losing."
“I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.“
“I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?“
“My mother told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.”
“I don't need a hairstylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
“In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep."
“I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed."
“Sleep is for weak-minded fools."
“You miss 100% of the naps you don't take."
“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it."
“The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world."
“Sleep is for weak-minded fools."
“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.“
“I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.“
“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.“
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
“I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."
“Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep."
“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
“Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police."
“There is no hope for a civilisation which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock."
“Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!"